No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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