You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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