Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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