It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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