I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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