I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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