"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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