that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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