:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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