So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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