i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
