There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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