Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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