Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Found the puke drawer
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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