The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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