My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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