I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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