I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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