she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
now i know why i became what i already was.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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