think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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