If i could tip my vagina, i would.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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