How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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