What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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