i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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