Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize