Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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