Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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