at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
