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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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• (949): View more from California

  The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  why im i the only drunk person in the library?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Happy Birhtday!

  (289): View more from Ontario

  Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks

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