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• (248): View more from Michigan

  In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.

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• (818): View more from California

  I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

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  Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.

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• (909): View more from California

  ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

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