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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found

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• (850): View more from Florida

  lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He just called me juicy booty via text message.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries

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• (310): View more from California

  Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?

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  You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...

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