Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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