If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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