So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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