i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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