What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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