i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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