he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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