I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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