Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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