Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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