new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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