3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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