pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it glows. i had to have it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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