Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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