i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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