Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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