is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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