I'm lost and stupid without you.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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