So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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