About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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