There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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