you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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