We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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