my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion