She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye