Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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